Fortune Cookie 53

April 25, 2014April 25, 201410 Comments

there are limits to everything

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Fortune Cookie 52

April 18, 2014April 17, 20142 Comments

they have no idea what’s coming…

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Fortune Cookie 51

April 11, 20142 Comments

guess who has a harder time extricating themselves…

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Fortune Cookie 50

March 28, 2014March 23, 201410 Comments

perhaps to a fault…
sometimes they need to be reminded that it is a 2-way street.

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Fortune Cookie 49

March 21, 2014March 17, 20147 Comments

well that just conjures up a whole farmer’s market of ripe metaphors…
fertilizer, anyone?

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Fortune Cookie 48

March 14, 2014March 10, 20142 Comments

oh good, the old ones were worn out…
Does this mean I get to dress up?

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Fortune Cookie 47

March 7, 2014March 1, 201415 Comments

Start? How about stop?
will trade 1 shovel and salt-stained boots for any sign of spring…

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Fortune Cookie 46

February 28, 2014February 27, 201412 Comments

well, I don’t know about that – more like a love/hate relationship:
but one must start somewhere so a bubble bath seems in order…

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Fortune Cookie 45

February 21, 2014February 17, 20144 Comments

does that include poking my fingers where i shouldn’t?
too bad a manicure doesn’t last…

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Fortune Cookie 44

February 14, 2014February 10, 20144 Comments

oh joy…
good help is hard to find
when one is never served so well as by oneself
… full steam ahead

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Fortune Cookie 43

February 7, 2014February 6, 201411 Comments

well that’s a relief…
round and roundabout we go, where we stop no one knows
…I’m getting dizzy

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Fortune Cookie 42

January 31, 2014January 28, 201410 Comments

Alteration of a sedentary lifestyle is certainly helping with the first item
but I’m assuming the second is relative and a result of fortune cookie 41:
How weird is that?

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Fortune Cookie 41

January 24, 2014January 23, 201410 Comments

what if they are the same thing?
wait a minute…
does this void last week’s fortune cookie 40?
that’s what i get for being a smart-ass…

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Fortune Cookie 40

January 17, 20141 Comment

oh goody!!!
now I don’t have to rely on hard work or talent anymore…

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Fortune Cookie 39

January 10, 20145 Comments

What? Why Not?
you mean that austerity programme I’ve been on
doesn’t carry any weight going forward?

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Fortune Cookie 38

January 2, 201419 Comments

Santa and I have something in common then – no wonder I feel tired…
does that mean i’m off the hook for the next 11 1/2 months?

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Fortune Cookie 37

December 20, 2013December 18, 20138 Comments

after all these years, holiday dinners with the in-laws are still an adventure

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Fortune Cookie 36

December 14, 2013December 14, 20136 Comments

polls say that jolly man in the red suit is in the lead
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Fortune Cookie 35

December 6, 20137 Comments

dedicated to nelson mandela

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Fortune Cookie 34

November 30, 2013November 28, 201313 Comments

that spells danger and trouble
to those relatives who see it as an inability to commit

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Fortune Cookie 33

November 23, 20134 Comments

hahaha – “will be”…

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Fortune Cookie 32

November 15, 20137 Comments

… or risk getting advice we neither want or need

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Fortune Cookie 31

November 9, 20136 Comments

NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THAT…
COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH FURTHER AHEAD

HAD WE BEEN DUPLICITOUS, FLIPPANT AND INSINCERE

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Fortune Cookie 29

October 25, 20135 Comments

when are we not…

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Fortune Cookie 28

October 18, 20136 Comments

After last week, you will understand why it’s an uphill battle…

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Fortune Cookie 27

October 12, 2013October 11, 201313 Comments

ya think? some might not have worded it quite that way….

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Fortune Cookie 26

October 5, 2013October 4, 20138 Comments

you know who you are – what are you waiting for?

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Fortune Cookie 25

September 28, 20133 Comments

another set of hands and more hours in the day wouldn’t hurt

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