Trouble ahead: trouble behind…
The universal translator must be on holiday already:
Better than bills I suppose…
well that’s nice…
now where are all the customers and orders?
seeing we don’t do Black Friday
this should prove interesting….
so much better than all that nasty snow forecast
Christmas is coming …
everyone gets bells and silly hats
fact, fiction and fantasy
the appearance of what? a horror story? a tragedy?
ROM-COM, crime-scene or melodrama?
shouldn’t be too hard, the list is long…
can a trip to the seaside mend a broken heart?
that would account for all the white dog hair clinging to my black clothes
I certainly hope so:
all that foreplay was exhausting work…
well, we don’t know about that one…
in our experience few things
besides cheese and good wine
age to perfection
nor are truth-sayers when they are believed to be liars
but it sure asks alot of them…
butter me up some more
while I spend another sunny day
tracking down the ultimate folding chair…
How soon is immediate?
thrilling like stomach-churning roller coastery, oh you shouldn’t have
or this is fabulous, that’s exactly what i had in mind?
like any good gymnast this requires some skill at contortionism:
keeping one’s mouth shut when hitting the mat counts for bonus points
jeans, white t-shirt –
now there’s a loaded statement –
luckily, we’ve been told there is a cure for it
well that’s restating the obvious
but nobody seems to like being reminded of the fact
… your brain take the wheel and your mouth stay in the backseat
those who possess the first two are often more than busy having a good time
to worry about the third
…and our flying lessons are not quite finished yet, so…
we all look better with good lighting
… serving the public. everyone’s a critic…
yep, just livin’ lifestyles of the rich and famous here…
advice given and advice heard are often two different things
Oh good grief!
are fingers not connected to hands
and toes to feet?
do tongues not wag in heads
with eyes that take in all there is to see?
this would seem to be a given…