Fortune Cookie 92

March 13, 2015March 13, 2015Leave a comment

Duh

Fortune Cookie 90

February 27, 2015February 27, 2015Leave a comment

Thank you yoda – at the moment it’s full stop at a three-way intersection

Fortune Cookie 89

February 20, 2015February 20, 2015Leave a comment

ya think? cash is good but right now i’d settle for a cookiegram

Fortune Cookie 77

November 7, 2014November 7, 20143 Comments

fact, fiction and fantasy

Fortune Cookie 76

October 31, 20143 Comments

how timely….

Fortune Cookie 74

October 17, 2014October 8, 2014Leave a comment

shouldn’t be too hard, the list is long…

Fortune Cookie 72

October 3, 2014October 2, 20141 Comment

that would account for all the white dog hair clinging to my black clothes

Fortune Cookie 65

July 18, 2014July 16, 20143 Comments

like any good gymnast this requires some skill at contortionism:
keeping one’s mouth shut when hitting the mat counts for bonus points

Fortune Cookie 60

June 13, 2014June 8, 20146 Comments

those who possess the first two are often more than busy having a good time
to worry about the third
…just wait

Fortune Cookie 58

May 30, 2014May 27, 20146 Comments

we all look better with good lighting

☼

Fortune Cookie 36

December 14, 2013December 14, 20136 Comments

polls say that jolly man in the red suit is in the lead
❅

Fortune Cookie 32

November 15, 20137 Comments

… or risk getting advice we neither want or need

⨒

Fortune Cookie 29

October 25, 20135 Comments

when are we not…

$

Fortune Cookie 27

October 12, 2013October 11, 201313 Comments

ya think? some might not have worded it quite that way….

‼

Fortune Cookie 12

May 29, 2013May 28, 201311 Comments

harrumph

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