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Tag: fortune cookie

Fortune Cookie 42

January 31, 2014January 28, 201410 Comments

fortune cookie 42

Alteration of a sedentary lifestyle is certainly helping with the first item
but I’m assuming the second is relative and a result of fortune cookie 41:
How weird is that?

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Fortune Cookie 41

January 24, 2014January 23, 201410 Comments

fortune cookie 41

what if they are the same thing?
wait a minute…
does this void last week’s fortune cookie 40?
that’s what i get for being a smart-ass…

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Fortune Cookie 39

January 10, 20145 Comments

fortune cookie 39

What? Why Not?
you mean that austerity programme I’ve been on
doesn’t carry any weight going forward?

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Fortune Cookie 38

January 2, 201419 Comments

fortune cookie 38

Santa and I have something in common then – no wonder I feel tired…
does that mean i’m off the hook for the next 11 1/2 months?

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Fortune Cookie 37

December 20, 2013December 18, 20138 Comments

fortune cookie 37

after all these years, holiday dinners with the in-laws are still an adventure

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Fortune Cookie 35

December 6, 20137 Comments

fortune cookie 35

dedicated to nelson mandela

∞

Fortune Cookie 34

November 30, 2013November 28, 201313 Comments

fortune cookie 34

that spells danger and trouble
to those relatives who see it as an inability to commit

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Fortune Cookie 33

November 23, 20134 Comments

fortune cookie 33

hahaha – “will be”…

♡

Fortune Cookie 31

November 9, 20136 Comments

fortune cookie 31

NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THAT…
COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH FURTHER AHEAD

HAD WE BEEN DUPLICITOUS, FLIPPANT AND INSINCERE

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Fortune Cookie 28

October 18, 20136 Comments

fortune cookie 28

After last week, you will understand why it’s an uphill battle…

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Fortune Cookie 26

October 5, 2013October 4, 20138 Comments

fortune cookie 26

you know who you are – what are you waiting for?

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Fortune Cookie 25

September 28, 20133 Comments

fortune cookie 25

another set of hands and more hours in the day wouldn’t hurt

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Fortune Cookie 24

September 19, 20139 Comments

fortune cookie 24

the next question would be what is the definition of “Properly”?

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Fortune Cookie 23

September 7, 2013September 6, 2013Leave a comment

fortune cookie 23

the ministry of silly walks proved this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8

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Fortune Cookie 22

August 31, 2013August 30, 20132 Comments

fortune cookie 22

just goes to show you

Now a compelling orator, the Ghost’s first fortune more than 20 years ago has proven uncannily accurate.

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Fortune Cookie 21

August 23, 201312 Comments

fortune cookie 21

vacation? nope, that’s over…
laundry and kitchen faeries have arrived? unlikely…
oo oo, it’s back-to-school season – this one never gets old!
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Fortune Cookie 20

August 11, 20132 Comments

fortune cookie 20

getting away from relatives doesn’t hurt either

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Fortune Cookie 19

July 27, 20133 Comments

fortune cookie 19

i’m better with letters

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Fortune Cookie 18

July 20, 2013July 19, 20137 Comments

fortune cookie 18

Someone better be asking me out for ice cream

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Fortune Cookie 17

July 12, 2013July 11, 201310 Comments

fortune cookie 17

are we there yet?

???

Fortune Cookie 16

June 28, 20133 Comments

fortune cookie 16

a gift card would have been preferable

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Fortune Cookie 15

June 22, 20135 Comments

fortune cookie 15

just make sure you are dressed…

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Fortune Cookie 14

June 14, 20134 Comments

fortune cookie 14

… or you could just bite your tongue …

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Fortune Cookie 13

June 7, 2013June 7, 20136 Comments

fortune cookie 13

pick me! pick me!

☆

Fortune Cookie 11

May 23, 20138 Comments

fortune cookie 11

too late – try again tomorrow

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Fortune Cookie 10

May 10, 20133 Comments

fortune cookie 10

and have often gotten us into more than a little trouble

!!

Fortune Cookie 9

May 2, 20131 Comment

fortune cookie 9

so we have been told – besides, two of us would wreak chaos upon the universe

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Fortune Cookie 8

April 22, 2013April 21, 20134 Comments

fortune cookie 8

good… because they’ve certainly done a bang-up job buggering the past

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Fortune Cookie 7

April 15, 2013April 13, 20134 Comments

fortune cookie 7

the ones here must be revolving with the amount of traffic we’ve seen lately…

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Fortune Cookie 6

April 9, 2013April 8, 2013Leave a comment

fortune cookie 6

who has the time?
Besides, reality tv has cornered the market on these adjectives

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