Tag: fortune cookie
Fortune Cookie 79
thank goodness…
so much better than all that nasty snow forecast
Fortune Cookie 75
the appearance of what? a horror story? a tragedy?
ROM-COM, crime-scene or melodrama?
OMG
Fortune Cookie 73
can a trip to the seaside mend a broken heart?
Fortune Cookie 71
I certainly hope so:
all that foreplay was exhausting work…
Fortune Cookie 70
well, we don’t know about that one…
in our experience few things
besides cheese and good wine
age to perfection
Fortune Cookie 69
nor are truth-sayers when they are believed to be liars
Fortune Cookie 68
but it sure asks alot of them…
Fortune Cookie 67
oh sure….
butter me up some more
while I spend another sunny day
tracking down the ultimate folding chair…
Fortune Cookie 66
How soon is immediate?
thrilling like stomach-churning roller coastery, oh you shouldn’t have
or this is fabulous, that’s exactly what i had in mind?
Fortune Cookie 64
jeans, white t-shirt –
problem solved
Fortune Cookie 63
now there’s a loaded statement –
luckily, we’ve been told there is a cure for it
Fortune Cookie 62
well that’s restating the obvious
but nobody seems to like being reminded of the fact
Fortune Cookie 61
… your brain take the wheel and your mouth stay in the backseat
Fortune Cookie 59
…and our flying lessons are not quite finished yet, so…
⇪
Fortune Cookie 57
… serving the public. everyone’s a critic…
⁇
Fortune Cookie 56
yep, just livin’ lifestyles of the rich and famous here…
✔︎
Fortune Cookie 55
advice given and advice heard are often two different things
⇄
Fortune Cookie 54
Oh good grief!
are fingers not connected to hands
and toes to feet?
do tongues not wag in heads
with eyes that take in all there is to see?
this would seem to be a given…
≡
Fortune Cookie 53
there are limits to everything
≇
Fortune Cookie 52
they have no idea what’s coming…
⁂
Fortune Cookie 51
guess who has a harder time extricating themselves…
‼︎
Fortune Cookie 50
perhaps to a fault…
sometimes they need to be reminded that it is a 2-way street.
≸
Fortune Cookie 49
well that just conjures up a whole farmer’s market of ripe metaphors…
fertilizer, anyone?
%
Fortune Cookie 48
oh good, the old ones were worn out…
Does this mean I get to dress up?
✌︎
Fortune Cookie 47
Start? How about stop?
will trade 1 shovel and salt-stained boots for any sign of spring…
☁︎
Fortune Cookie 46
well, I don’t know about that – more like a love/hate relationship:
but one must start somewhere so a bubble bath seems in order…
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