Tag: fortune
Fortune Cookie 83
Trouble ahead: trouble behind…
Fortune Cookie 82
The universal translator must be on holiday already:
Better than bills I suppose…
Fortune Cookie 81
well that’s nice…
now where are all the customers and orders?
Fortune Cookie 80
seeing we don’t do Black Friday
this should prove interesting….
Fortune Cookie 79
thank goodness…
so much better than all that nasty snow forecast
Fortune Cookie 78
Christmas is coming …
everyone gets bells and silly hats
Fortune Cookie 77
fact, fiction and fantasy
Fortune Cookie 76
how timely….
Fortune Cookie 75
the appearance of what? a horror story? a tragedy?
ROM-COM, crime-scene or melodrama?
OMG
Fortune Cookie 74
shouldn’t be too hard, the list is long…
Fortune Cookie 73
can a trip to the seaside mend a broken heart?
Fortune Cookie 72
that would account for all the white dog hair clinging to my black clothes
Fortune Cookie 71
I certainly hope so:
all that foreplay was exhausting work…
Fortune Cookie 70
well, we don’t know about that one…
in our experience few things
besides cheese and good wine
age to perfection
Fortune Cookie 69
nor are truth-sayers when they are believed to be liars
Fortune Cookie 68
but it sure asks alot of them…
Fortune Cookie 67
oh sure….
butter me up some more
while I spend another sunny day
tracking down the ultimate folding chair…
Fortune Cookie 66
How soon is immediate?
thrilling like stomach-churning roller coastery, oh you shouldn’t have
or this is fabulous, that’s exactly what i had in mind?
Fortune Cookie 65
like any good gymnast this requires some skill at contortionism:
keeping one’s mouth shut when hitting the mat counts for bonus points
Fortune Cookie 64
jeans, white t-shirt –
problem solved
Fortune Cookie 63
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