Tag: fortune-cookie
Fortune Cookie 90
Thank you yoda – at the moment it’s full stop at a three-way intersection
Fortune Cookie 89
ya think? cash is good but right now i’d settle for a cookiegram
Fortune Cookie 77
fact, fiction and fantasy
Fortune Cookie 76
how timely….
Fortune Cookie 74
shouldn’t be too hard, the list is long…
Fortune Cookie 72
that would account for all the white dog hair clinging to my black clothes
Fortune Cookie 65
like any good gymnast this requires some skill at contortionism:
keeping one’s mouth shut when hitting the mat counts for bonus points
Fortune Cookie 60
those who possess the first two are often more than busy having a good time
to worry about the third
…just wait
Fortune Cookie 58
we all look better with good lighting
☼
Fortune Cookie 36
polls say that jolly man in the red suit is in the lead
❅
Fortune Cookie 32
… or risk getting advice we neither want or need
⨒
Fortune Cookie 30
so it is possible to be in two places at once
☑︎
Fortune Cookie 29
when are we not…
$
Fortune Cookie 27
ya think? some might not have worded it quite that way….
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